"Its not the beer that will kill me... its that damned truck wrapped around it."

Overly educated but shows poor judgement (is engaged to William)

"I have great taste in women, I just need to find one with bad taste in men."

Addicted to plastic, online games, killing things with dice and maiming things with even more dice!

College drop out, makes too much money, looking for a drug habit

Good guy, recently went MIA

 

Smart, fun, digs Tim

 

 

Dont stand close to this guy for more that 15 seconds or a long discussion over something wierd will ensue