"Trailer
Parks are a cruel place to spend eternity...", that's why you need to become
the next "God of Trailer Parks" and get to heaven as quick as you
can. Two roads to victory: First, be the last remaining claimant to the "Trailer
Park God Throne" (a ricketty fold-away picnic chair) to have any followers,
or be the first to increase their "High-Falootinosity" rating to a
positive value. Beat down all those who stand in your way, while picking up
such "High-Falootinicious" Advancements as a "Scamway Distributorship",
a "Televangelist Ministry" or that Mecca of the Maudlin "Earl's
Roadside Shrine and Gift Emporium"!
